Padres Editorial: BIRGing, CORFing and Commiserating: A Guide to Padres Fan Psychologies.
Watching the San Diego Padres go 2-8 over the past 10 games and fall to fourth place in the NL West has prompted a bunchĀ of random memories lately.
One is the infamous locker room speech in the movie āThe Naturalā where that bookish sports psychologist lectures the New York Knights about how āLosing is a disease. ā¦As contagious as polio/syphilis/bubonic plague. Attacking one, but infecting all. ā¦But curable!ā
The second is a Roger Angell quote about why he became a Mets and not a Yankees fan: āPerfection is admirable but a trifle inhuman, and a stumbling kind of semi-success can be much more warmingā (its application to Padres vs. Dodgers fans is particularly apt to me nowadays).
And the third memory is of a real-life sports psychologist I met years ago who gave a great talk on the emotional roller coaster that we loyal sports fans incessantly put ourselves through.
Her premise was this: There are two basic reactionary patterns that fans are prone to with each passing game. The first is called āBIRGing,ā – an acronym for āBasking in Reflective Gloryā every time your team gets a “W”. Endorphin’s are released, adrenaline surges, and feeling of total joy takes over your body. The words āWE WON!ā are shared liberally. You feel like your teamās victory is your victory as well. Anyone like me who watched Justin Upton and James Shields silence the Los Angeles Dodgersā bats and fans alike on Sunday and elicit a āLetās Go Padresā chant from the Friar Faithful in attendance experienced some serious āBIRGingā
On the flip side of that dynamic is something called āCORFingā – a.k.a. āCutting Off Reflective Failure.ā This is something that a large population of San Diego sports fans are farĀ more familiar with, and accustomed to. In essence, itās the need to emotionally distance yourself from a teamās poor performance and the feelings of depression that set in with each and every loss. A CORFer doesnāt say āWe sucked today.ā He or she says āTHEY sucked today.ā CORFing has different components to it, but a primary one is the need for a scapegoat to vilify and hold responsible for poor performances. Any and all āFire Bud Blackā proponents out there know this one well. Another dynamic is the need to share oneās anger and despair with like-minded fans as a coping mechanism.
Now, thereās a whole school of thought out there which maintains that no true BIRGer should ever CORF. That is to say, if youāre gonna say āWE WONā after a victory, you need to acknowledge and embrace each and every defeat with a āWE LOST.ā
But letās get real. This is the Padres weāre talking about. Other than the Cubs and perhaps Indians, no other baseball team has delivered more forms of torture in more insidious ways to its fan base than the Friars. And to rationalizeĀ front office incompetence Ā with a BIRG-y āWe shouldnāt have traded ______ for _______ā is nonsensical to me. You and I didnāt hire the people who squandered opportunities to win more games, divisions, and pennants. But we did have to endure the consequences. So in my mind, CORFing the Josh Byrnes-era of bland rosters, losingĀ records and small market moves is not only warranted, but downright defensible.
Which brings us to this year. Despite the maddening inconsistencies, injuries, batting order changes, and yes, sub-.500 record, Iām still a BIRGer when it comes to this team. TheĀ copious amounts of A.J. Preller Kool-Aid that I consumed haven’t worn off yet. I believe that getting five straight quality starts out of our last five starting pitchers is a truly positive sign for this team. And I think that getting Wil Myers, Yonder Alonso and Brandon Morrow back will inject this team with a new level of potency thatās clearly been missing for much of this past month.
Having said that, Iām also well aware that this yearās Padres squad basically shares the same record right now as the 2014 and 2013 editions. And that if this āone-step-forward-one-step-backā trend continues for another month or so, weāll be digging a hole for ourselves that we can’tĀ climb out of.
Or should I say, theyāll be digging a hole that they canāt climb out of.Ā >;-)
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