San Diego Chargers Week 16 Recap: The Underside of Rock Bottom

December 25, 2016

Fourth and eleven. Ball on the fourteen. Three minutes and forty-nine seconds on the clock. In a game that had been nothing short of the epitome of a season’s worth of football in San Diego, kicker Josh Lambo and the Chargers stood a short field goal away from saving the holidays and avoiding a loss (at least temporarily) to the winless Browns. It should’ve been easy. And yet, deep down,…


The Awkwardness of an All-Time Mark- The Dayne/Pumphrey Situation

December 18, 2016

Records, they say, are made to be broken. They signify the highest level of personal achievement in sports. They accompany the proverbial G.O.A.T.’s of our day, “Greatest of All Time”’s like Phelps, Ruth, and Jordan. They let us know, simply and suddenly, that we have witnessed something that has never happened before. This Saturday, a record was broken. It happened on a toss play to the right, a red-and-black clad…


The Sad State of San Diego Sports

December 14, 2016

Jane Goodall is an anthropologist and animal rights activist who once said, “The greatest danger to our future is apathy.” In what I’m sure comes as a fun little surprise for you, this is not an article about Jane Goodall. Nor will this article focus on her famous relationships with the primates she cares for. This is, however, an article about apathy. And the future. And, in a much, much…


Implementing a 3-Man Rotation Would Put Padres WAY Ahead of the Curve

November 9, 2016

I am absolutely enamored with Andrew Miller. Yes, his talent is undeniable. One could make a case that his disappearing slider, paired with that exploding fastball, coming from a missile launcher attached to a lean and lanky 6’7” frame, could be rendered illegal in some states. However, beyond his lethal arsenal, I am far more enamored with his workload. When he was traded to the Cleveland Indians prior to the…


Pumphrey 2016: A Campaign Worth Your Consideration

October 20, 2016

Rarely, if ever, will you find a hot take on the political sphere within the digitized pages of the East Village Times. It is an area of conversation better left for the talking heads on CNN, not the subjective scribbles of San Diego sportswriters. That being said, there is little doubt that 2016’s presidential race has deteriorated into something bordering on the comically cringeworthy. Luckily for the hometown faithful in America’s…


San Diego Padres: What To Do With Wil (Extension Time?)

September 21, 2016

Two months ago, it all seemed so easy. San Diego Padres first baseman Wil Myers was in the midst of a breakout campaign, playing the best ball of his career since the second half of the 2013 season. One that saw him win the A.L. Rookie of the Year award with the Tampa Bay Rays. Entering the All-Star break, Myers had played his way into the hearts of Padres fans…


San Diego Padres: Jumbo Schimpf Delivers

September 14, 2016

An oxymoron, as defined by the somewhat-ancient woman who taught my high school English class, is defined as the following:  “a figure of speech in which apparently contradictory terms appear in conjunction.” One of the most popular examples of an oxymoron is “jumbo shrimp.”  Is it large?  Is it tiny?  No one knows for sure. Another one that may better relate to the baseball people in the room: “slugging second…


San Diego Chargers: 2016 Fantasy Football Preview

September 4, 2016

Football’s back.  If you’re like many Americans around the country, you’re pretty excited about this. You also may be among the roughly 75 million people who play fantasy football, which means that, with preseason games now complete, there’s a good chance you’re drafting your team this weekend.  This entails player evaluations, pre-draft rankings, and mock drafts galore. Now, if you’re anything like me, you enjoy the chance to grab a…